Bin Laden is dead(?)

I see all the international media going carzy about this specific piece of news. There is quite the frenzy, I'd say, about it. But i still have my doubts.

Let's be reasonable. Bin Laden is one of the most notorious criminal around the world. You can't kill him just like that; it's not a walk in the park, it's an operation against a military genious. You can't just kill him.

Maybe the Americans, and I don't really care if they think I imply something, have created a greater disaster, which they wish to hide from publicity for the time being. So, they just shoot a fake announcement that THEIR greatest enemy is now dead, to cover that up. Obama even claimed that Laden's dead body is in their hands. Good American hands. And then they threw it over in the sea. Okay, let's face some facts here.

President Obama, to set off, said in his announcement that it is very important for them to treat the dead body the righteous way as Muslim would treat it before they burry it. So they dumped it in the sea. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... We all know that Muslim people are progeny of Jack Sparrow and belong to the pirates' family. Oh wait! muslim people didn't live around the Caribbean. Damn! I'm wrong now. No wait! Obama is wrong! He said they lie about treating Laden's body the way Muslim people would.

Which brings us to the fact that American soldiers never actually claimed Laden's dead body. Which means that what Obama said in his announcement is only airtalk. So, to put everything in place, I don't doubt that there MIGHT have been a military operation in Abotabat, or whatever the area is called. It might even took place at Laden's compound. But he wasn't there. He definetly was abscent.

Another theory that confirms his abscense, is the fake photo that has been given to the public. That dead and extremely beat up man is not Bin Laden as proved by computer geeks(no offense). If Bin Laden was actually dead, then the American government was obligated to show a direct video from the battle scene, with all the disasters and the dead protagonist. But instead they gave a photo, which is most doubtfull. Honestly now. Take a look at that picture and say if you think that it's real. Just look at one spot: the teeth. If the supposed dead fellow was fighting before he died, then where are the stains on his teeth? No blood, teeth brighter that vanilla ice-cream... How am I supposed to believe this is Bin Laden's death proof?

My not so beloved Americans, you really screwed up big time with this one. Because from what my informers say(and they are more trust worthy than yours) your Secret Services already knew that Bin Laden WAS ACTUALLY DEAD ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO!!! I've been informed that you knew Bin Laden was suffering from kidney disease and then he died, something that was kept a secret. So the only thing keeping you in the area was actually....let's see..... Oh I found it! The oilrigs! And now that they all ran dry, you have no reason to stay there and pay all that upkeep for your soldiers. So you sat your asses down ad thought: "Hmmm, how can we withdraw but make it look like we had a reason to leave? How can we fool the whole world, so that they won't turn against us? There has to be a reason to withdraw the military presence without showing that we were there only for their oils." And then you came up with a fantastic plan. The extermination of your worst enemy. That plan might actually work if there weren't people like me, to eb always suspicious about your moves.

People of the world, wake up. This fake story will most likely lead to a new wave of terrorism against the innocent people the Americans want to protect. We can protect ourselves. We don't need people with bigger than our guns watching over us. The Americans should stay in America. Don't you see that what they sell is only farytales for little kids? Need I to remind you that both this economic crisis and the one of 1929 began from America?

PS: My information about the American Secret Services are not complete. Nor confirmed by others. But the group of informers that I keep contact with never missed one thing they told me. They are people whose trust I have obtained through my actions and who I trust blindly as well.

TR