Κυριακή, 2 Δεκεμβρίου 2012

Fair and Unfair

So I was playing some nice League of Legends matches yesterday and in one of the matches I get 3 leavers. The match turns in 5 sv 2 in other words. I, being frustrated from the situatuation and not thinking exactly straight, say this:

"it's not even fair to push right now....."

And I get the following reply from an enemy:

"life's not fair"

And my answer to this:

"go die then"


After that, the "offended" enemy said he'd report me. Honeslty? I don't give a shit. But tell me again; why do I have to listen to every pesimistic's piece of shit philosophies about life not being fair and that sort of crap? Life is fair. That game wasn't. I'm not obligated to listen to every idiot's opinions about how he lost his mother at a young age  or how his girlfriend dumped him because he was unable to last long or anything like that. I just want to play an even match. That's why I was there.

Seriously now, was he expecting a better answer? When I'm angry I don't tend to lose my temper easily and go rampant, but my brain starts thinking WAY too ahead of anything. So I just start spitting out lines, which sometimes I don't realize what they say. I've said some big truths at times like this, when my conciousness shuts down and hurt a lot of people. But in the end I discover that I never cared for that person to begin with.

It appears that not a lot of people understand sarcasm. Sarcasm according to Wikipedia is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expresion or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt, usually conveyed through irony or understatement". As origin of the term, Wikipedia provides the following:

The word comes from the Greek σαρκασμός (sarkasmόs) which is taken from the word σαρκάζειν (sarkazin) meaning "to tear flesh, gnash the teeth, speak bitterly".

There's also a lot of usefull information given in that specific article of Wikipedia, which can be found here and is a handy tool for those that are brain-dead. So quit whinning about whatever edgy you hear when YOU make the stupid comment.

When you make the stupid comment, expect and equaly or more stupid answer. The answer reeks of sarcasm. if you can't get it, "go die then".


But anyway, the main subject was what is fair and what isn't. But since I was given that opportunity from the other moron who still dares to say that he is an intelligent being, I took the opportunity to explain what sarcasm is.

So what is fair, huh? Well, more or less we all have a hidden sense of what is fair.  It's fair when a car blasts music with its super speakers to be busted by the cops or by an annoyed neighbour, because the music is trash and disturbs the "inner peace". It is fair to destroy someone's bike because he ran over you and didn't even stop to help you, to check if you're okay and stuff. Hell, it's fair to even kill someone because he commited a hideous crime of the same range.

But I won't accept the fact that "life is unfair". Just like I won't admit to believe that it's not fair for a baby to have his name, religion and anything else by its parents is unfair. It's an incapable of doing anything, other than shitting around, existence. Don't give that kind of shit, when you clearly know that a choice can be made at ANY given time. Say you are given a religion. You can simply deny it and turn to another religion just as easy. It's YOUR damn choice, given that you have the intelligence necessary that is needed to think and do something like that.

If you really think that YOUR life is "unfair", then I will keep screaming in your face "JUST GO DIE THEN!!" and move on with my fair life, that is full of fairies and butterflies. And if you take that seriously, then I don't fucking care, damn it! You're an idiot, with brains slower than a Slowpoke and more incapable than a Magicarp.

So all in all, you're plain stupid. For three reasons.

a) You don't get sarcasm, even when it's ramming your ass in and out.

b) Because you're trying to pretend to be cool, but only prove to be an emo.

c) Because I say so.

I really hate this kind of philosophies about life being unfair and shit, that's why I always reply back with extreme sarcasm and people don't understand this kind of sarcasm. Where is this planet going.....
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  1. This post is full of shit. Nobody is obliged to be sarcastic just because you are. If you can't understand that each individual is different and understands your sarcasm in a different way. "Go and die" isn't sarcastic, funny or anything.

    And since you can't stand listening to other people's pessimistic you can always ignore them (since we talk about League of Legends).

    Joe

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    1. Well Joe, it's a good thing you wanred me that your post would be full of shit. I couldn't see that coming otherwise.

      Still what you say, is partially correct; i can simply ignore any and every moron I meet in LoL, but that would turn out to be the whole community in the end.

      As for the other thing you got it totally wrong. Sarcasm is part of common sense. On the other hand being stupid, retarded or emo isn't. So Because you are pessimistic and want to cut your veins because "life is unfair" or any other crap like that, I am the one who is not obligated to stand up to your bullshit.

      And yes, "go die" is sarcastic as fuck when said in the right time with the right tone.

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